Anatomy jokes
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
My penis is longer than one inch.
Hmmm.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
You don't have any balls.
Penis, neck, rope?
More like your anus.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Boobies!