Anatomy jokes
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Butt hehe.
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
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What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
Someone stole my balls :(
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
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Which part of a fish weighs the most? The scales!
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.