Anatomy

Anatomy jokes

Tail

We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.

Penis

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).

Fart

What are two things you could call a fart?

"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"

Nut

What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?

THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.

Onion

What's the difference between a bay and an onion?

I cry when I cut into an onion.