Anatomy jokes
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
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What do boy snowmen have that is different from snowgirls?
Snowballs.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
penis balls cum <3
Dam, my balls itch like hell.
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
Hmmm.
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.