Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Anatomy Jokes
Suck my balls!
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Poop and balls through the walls!
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
I'll break your bones, b*tch.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
