Anatomy jokes
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
My penis is longer than one inch.
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Penis, neck, rope?
You don't have any balls.
More like your anus.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.