Anatomy jokes
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Dick in my mouth.
Boobies!
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Suck my balls!
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Poop and balls through the walls!
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
I'll break your bones, b*tch.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!