Anatomy jokes
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
Haha, boob!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What did one lung say to another lung?
"We belung together!"
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Wanna see my pp again?
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.