Anatomy jokes
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Your dad has a huge PP.
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Big feet equals mini meat.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
I have (I HAVE) bolas.