Anatomy jokes
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Suck on deez balls!
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Memes
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
Your dad has a huge PP.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Big feet equals mini meat.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.