Anatomy jokes
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What did one lung say to another lung?
"We belung together!"
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
Haha, boob!
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.