Anatomy jokes
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
ill suck on that big toe for 5 bucks in the back of an alley way to be honest
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Suck on deez balls!
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Big feet equals mini meat.