What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Poop and balls through the walls!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
