Anatomy jokes

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.

I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!

Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?

Thing 2: I don't know, what?

Thing 1: One gets hard faster.

Are you going to SHOWCON?

What’s SHOWCON?

Show con these nuts.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because they have smelly feet!

Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.

Hey! My balls are on your thing!

What do you call a person with no body or a nose?

Nobody knows.

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?

Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.

The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.

Big feet equals mini meat.

I have (I HAVE) bolas.

When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!