Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Anatomy Jokes
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Big feet equals mini meat.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
