Anatomy jokes
Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.
Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "Hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage?"
The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "What's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "Well, Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit, so we cut them off."
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
Why are skeletons so calm?
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?
A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
God creating spiders.
God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!