Anatomy jokes

I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"

What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?

Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.

My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.

Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.

I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.

- What did the skeleton say to his friend?

- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...

Anal intercourse is for assholes.

My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.

Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!

What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?

One Hung Lo.

Why do women have two sets of lips?

I kiss both.

How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?

A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).

What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?

They have both had a few strokes.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?

Answer: Your right elbow.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Balls in your jaws.

Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.

Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!

Teacher: Where’s the P?

Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)

Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.

Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

You should never suppress a fart. It travels up the spine high into the brain. That's where the shit ideas come from.