
Anatomy jokes
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
You don't have any balls.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
Haha, boob!
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
What did one lung say to another lung?
"We belung together!"
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
