Anatomy jokes
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
What is smegma name?
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.