Anatomy jokes
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
I have nut cancer...
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!