Anatomy jokes
What is smegma name?
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.