Anatomy jokes
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Memes
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.