Anatomy jokes
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
What is smegma name?
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.