Anatomy jokes
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Willy bum.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Butthole.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
My penis is longer than one inch.
How do you see past that forehead?
You don't have any balls.
Penis, neck, rope?
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.