Anatomy jokes
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
Memes
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
One day, a father was showering, and his daughter ran into the bathroom while he was getting out and drying off.
The daughter curiously pointed to her father's penis and asked, "Daddy, when am I going to get one of those!?"
The father replied quickly, "In about 15 minutes, when your mother leaves for work."
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
You have more chin than brain cells!
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.