Anatomy jokes
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
Memes
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
Someone stole my balls :(
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.