Anatomy jokes
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
ill suck on that big toe for 5 bucks in the back of an alley way to be honest
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
Daddy, where's my anus?
Big black ball sacks.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.