Anatomy jokes
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
Memes
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
Lick my nut.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
One day, a father was showering, and his daughter ran into the bathroom while he was getting out and drying off.
The daughter curiously pointed to her father's penis and asked, "Daddy, when am I going to get one of those!?"
The father replied quickly, "In about 15 minutes, when your mother leaves for work."
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
You have more chin than brain cells!
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!