Anatomy jokes
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
Memes
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
One day, a father was showering, and his daughter ran into the bathroom while he was getting out and drying off.
The daughter curiously pointed to her father's penis and asked, "Daddy, when am I going to get one of those!?"
The father replied quickly, "In about 15 minutes, when your mother leaves for work."
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Eat my ass!
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?