"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Arms.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
