Anatomy jokes
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
You don't have any balls.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
Suck my balls!
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
Boner.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.