Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Anatomy Jokes
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
Someone stole my balls :(
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
They are hairy.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Eat my ass!
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
