Anatomy jokes
What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?
Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Lick my nut.
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
One day, a father was showering, and his daughter ran into the bathroom while he was getting out and drying off.
The daughter curiously pointed to her father's penis and asked, "Daddy, when am I going to get one of those!?"
The father replied quickly, "In about 15 minutes, when your mother leaves for work."
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
You have more chin than brain cells!
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.