Jacob has a small penis
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
I know how unicorns make baby’s the dad put his horn in the girls but hole
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
How much balls do you have on your body 2 your butt
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five, six, and seven-head?
You don't need brains to be a Boss.
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick: I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's 🤣
Why are nuts on boys
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
