Anatomy jokes
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
My balls.
I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.
Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Toes for hoes.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
How do you sex?
With penis!
Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.