Anatomy jokes
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.