Anatomy jokes
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
Memes
There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.