Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
