Anatomy jokes
Your dad has a huge PP.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.