Anatomy

Anatomy jokes

Fetus

Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?

A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.

Dwarf

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Body

What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."

Memes

Friend

My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.

Skeleton

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.

Bone

Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.

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  • Woman

    Q: What do women and KFC have in common?

    A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

    Finger

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.

    Lip

    Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?

    So you can read her lips.

    Dog

    You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

    Grass

    Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.