Anatomy jokes
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
Memes
There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.