Anatomy jokes
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
Memes
When gay guys realize women have assholes to:
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!