Anatomy jokes
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
Memes
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
What hangs low?
Balls.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
My cock, lmao.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?
Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.
Lick my nut.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"