Anatomy jokes
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
Balls.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
Memes
Michigan is gay!
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
What hangs low?
Balls.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
My cock, lmao.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?
Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.
Lick my nut.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)