Anatomy jokes
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Memes
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
What hangs low?
Balls.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
My cock, lmao.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lick my nut.
What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?
Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"