Anatomy jokes
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
8 jelly tickles!
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
Saying balls go into pussy.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Big black ball sacks.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
A girl has small balls.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?