Anatomy jokes
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
What hangs low?
Balls.
My cock, lmao.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?
Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.
Lick my nut.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."