Anatomy jokes
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
Vagina?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
What's a skeleton's favorite food? Spare ribs.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
Willies.
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain? He could feel it in his bones!
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Penis.