What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead.
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Big black ball sacks.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Butthole.
