Anatomy jokes
God: (creating elephants) Make it big.
Angel: How big?
God: As big as my d--
Angel: Whoa!
God: Fine, 10 feet tall.
Angel: That's big bu--
God: Put a long thing on its face.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
Balls.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
What hangs low?
Balls.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
My cock, lmao.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.