Anatomy Jokes

What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?

They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.

Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.

Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.

PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A trombone.

What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!

The image shows six pictures of cat paws. Each paw is labeled with a different type of bean or pea. The first picture shows a black paw labeled "Black Bean". The second picture shows a pink paw labeled "Pink Pea". The third picture shows a gray paw with pink beans labeled "Pinto Bean". The fourth picture shows a dark paw with black beans labeled "Black Eyed Pea". The fifth picture shows a black paw with white beans labeled "Chickpea". The sixth picture shows a white paw with black and pink beans labeled "Mixed Beans".

The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.

Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"

A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."

Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."

Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."