What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
There are 206 bones in the human body 207 when I'm at a nursery
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Arms.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
