Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
Someone stole my balls :(
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
They are hairy.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
