Anatomy jokes
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
*funny joke about dicks*
Kyle's penis is small.
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”
The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”
So the boy said, “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”
When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”
The boy replied, “Half way down my leg...”
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."
Why do ducks have feathers?
So you don't see their butt. *quack* (crack)
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.