Anatomy jokes

*funny joke about dicks*

This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”

The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”

So the boy said, “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”

When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”

The boy replied, “Half way down my leg...”

I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.

What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?

They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.

Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.

Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.

PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A trombone.

What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!

The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.

Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"

A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."

Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."

Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."

Why do ducks have feathers?

So you don't see their butt. *quack* (crack)

What is the definition of a woman?

A life support system for a vagina.

God: (creating elephants) Make it big.

Angel: How big?

God: As big as my d--

Angel: Whoa!

God: Fine, 10 feet tall.

Angel: That's big bu--

God: Put a long thing on its face.

You have more chin than brain cells!

What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...

I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.

What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?

A bone-étit.

Balls.

What does one boob say to the other boob?

If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.