Anatomy jokes
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
OPOSSUM
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Penis, cheese, butt, cum.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
Ass.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
Lol, I have a teeny black dick.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!