Anatomy jokes
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?
A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Weenis long.
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
Don't be scared of skeletons.
They don't have the guts for murder.
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.