Anatomy

Anatomy jokes

Brother

What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?

They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.

Bone

Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.

Skeleton

Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.

PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.

Honey

The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.

Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"

Cucumber

A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."

Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."

Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."

Duck

Why do ducks have feathers?

So you don't see their butt. *quack* (crack)

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  • Elephant

    God: (creating elephants) Make it big.

    Angel: How big?

    God: As big as my d--

    Angel: Whoa!

    God: Fine, 10 feet tall.

    Angel: That's big bu--

    God: Put a long thing on its face.

    Skeleton

    Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...

    I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.

    Boob

    What does one boob say to the other boob?

    If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

    Heart

    They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.

    Liver

    Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?

    A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏

    Vagina

    Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.