You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
Jacob has a small penis
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Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.
So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."
So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"
The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
My dick is longer than your life.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
