Anatomy jokes
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
You don't have any balls.
Why are nuts on boys?
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”
Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”
The teacher faints.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.