Anatomy jokes
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.