Anatomy

Anatomy jokes

We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."

Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.

What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha

A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”

Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”

The teacher faints.

Brother: Your nuts!

Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.

*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*

What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?

Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣

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  • When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

    At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

    'PNEIS'

    and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

    Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

    What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?

    Her miscarriage.