I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
Anatomy Jokes
You don't have any balls.
Why are nuts on boys?
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”
Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”
The teacher faints.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
