Anatomy jokes
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
Don't be scared of skeletons.
They don't have the guts for murder.
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
You don't have any balls.
Why are nuts on boys?
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”
Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”
The teacher faints.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣