Anatomy jokes
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
Big pp suck sook.
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.