Anatomy jokes
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.