What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
UU looks like boobies, hehe.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!