Anatomy jokes
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."