Discuss the synopsis of this poem. My Friend Billy Has A Ten Foot Willy.
Why are nuts on boys
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”
Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”
The teacher faints.
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?
When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five, six, and seven-head?
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Life is a or like a penis. Long, free, flowimg, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard.😉
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual".
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human like structure, muffins lack brains which are an essential part to being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak. Thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
-P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad
Why do some men call their testicles "bells?" Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
