What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
UU looks like boobies, hehe.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Why are women like KFC?
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
