Anatomy jokes
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.