What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick: I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's 🤣
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, "Can I touch it?" The little boy looks back at her and says, "Hell no, you already broke yours off!"
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits? A tongue workout!!!!!!!
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!!
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
Whats that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
Kyles penis is small
