After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Suck my pp!
Wanna see my pp again?
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
