Anatomy jokes
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
Haha, boob!
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!