Anatomy

Anatomy jokes

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.

What does the word circumcise mean?

Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.

Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.

They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦

It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.