In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
this jokes short just like joe bidens penis oh wait if I were to make a joke to the size of joe bidens penis
i wouldnt write a joke.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 馃└ when punched
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating? They like to bone a petite
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
I know how unicorns make baby鈥檚 the dad put his horn in the girls but hole
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
Don't be scared of skeletons.
They don't have the guts for murder.
