Anatomy jokes
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!