What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? đź‘…đź’¦
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
