Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
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Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
*funny joke about dicks*
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
