Anatomy jokes
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
*funny joke about dicks*
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
Kyle's penis is small.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.