What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Anatomy Jokes
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
Kasper has a tiny penis.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
My penis.
Hmmm.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trom-bone 😂
"Spell ICUP."
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?
Cell-ablate!
Ur dick.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
Verga.
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
