Anatomy jokes
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
Willies.
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
Your d*** size...
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.