Anatomy jokes
This joke is short... like your dick!
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
Butthole.
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
God: (creating elephants) Make it big.
Angel: How big?
God: As big as my d--
Angel: Whoa!
God: Fine, 10 feet tall.
Angel: That's big bu--
God: Put a long thing on its face.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
Kasper has a tiny penis.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
My penis.
Hmmm.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁