America jokes
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.
Miku will make America great again
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say, "That's Thanksgiving, man!"
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search,” as they would say.
By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.
I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.
During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean, and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.
Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
America and UK are a joke.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
Commander: "Fire a warning shot."
Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."
Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."
Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*
Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.