What's America's Best Class?
gun 101
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped up kicks"
When an American goes on a weight the other person will say "I asked for your weight, not your phone number"!
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
(Kizaru's back.)
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
Captain America is a 106 yo virgin
What do you call a racist community, America.
i was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled " do you know CPR?" i replied "i know the entire alphabet!" we all laughed and laughed, well. except one person
so mungus
What do you call a muslim in america being pursued by a perv Alien Vs Predator
What's Trump's favourite instrument A TRUMPet!!!
How did Voldemort lose his nose? From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
i’m illegal
i am a fat girl
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting