why cant amarica play chess? threre missing two towers
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America - 8 Ethiopia - didn't
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus
so mungus
i was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled " do you know CPR?" i replied "i know the entire alphabet!" we all laughed and laughed, well. except one person
why are we still fighting in darkness
mission failed soldier we will get em next time
JOE BIDEN
Bald Eagle
Germany: As long as America stay out of the war we should win. Japan: *bombing pearl harbour* Cowabunga It Is!!
One day a man buys a rope to suicide, but his friend stops him. They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
What was the Worse Purchase America ever made?
Spending Billions on Two Rice Cookers in 1945
What did Tennessee?
Same thing Arkansas.
why is america bad at chess, we already lost two towers
does donald know his wife is mexican?
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports? America
In America, you find Waldo In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you
What do Americans call high school? Shooting range
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America? Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
