America Jokes

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

When you get injured 😢

When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩

I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."

When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."

america or australia? you choose its fate aka jail or no

A black snake with a gun-shaped midsection is lying on a dry ground with some plants.

What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?

Snoozin' B. Anthony!

Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.

What do you call a racist community? America.

I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"

I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.

So Mungus.

What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?

A foreign exchange student.

Why didn't Trump beat Biden?

Because he couldn't trump that bitch!

What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?

Alien vs. Predator.

What's Trump's favorite instrument?

A TRUMPet!!!

America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.

White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"

The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."

1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"