America jokes
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say, "That's Thanksgiving, man!"
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
America and UK are a joke.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job? Snoozin' B. Anthony!
America.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.
Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"
And I said: "They're the exact same thing."
Then they said: "But when did it happen?"
So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."