at the age 100 you get a letter from the queen, at 12, you get a DM from prince charles.
What did Tennessee?
Same thing Arkansas.
You the bomb! No, you the bomb! A compliment in america, an argument in afghanistan
why are we still fighting in darkness
mission failed soldier we will get em next time
why is america bad at chess, we already lost two towers
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports? America
does donald know his wife is mexican?
What do Americans call high school? Shooting range
What was the Worse Purchase America ever made?
Spending Billions on Two Rice Cookers in 1945
In America, you find Waldo In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?!?
What do you call a white kid at the back of class? A school shooter
Why do they call America when literally nothing is free?
Trump said: Let's make America great again. Translation by democrats: Let's fake America again.
In America, you work on plantation In Soviet Russia, plantation work on you!
Her:"Land of the free" Me:*fat Her: What do you mean? Me: Its not fat free
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!" Japan: "We are the ammo."
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran
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When you get injured😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
I asked an European what do u call Karens in ur country he said American women
