America

America jokes

Prince

At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.

Compliment

"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.

Mission

Why are we still fighting in darkness?

"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."

Country

What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?

America.

Purchase

What was the worse purchase America ever made?

Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.

Translation

Trump said: "Let's make America great again."

Translation by Democrats:

"Let's fake America again."

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  • Fat

    Her: "Land of the free".

    Me: *fat*

    Her: What do you mean?

    Me: It's not fat-free.

    Suicide

    "Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?

    Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.

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    Weight

    When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"