Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?!?
Where are the best shooting ranges in America? Used to be in schools, but now in subways.
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
dude missisipi got a better kd ratio than you
What did Tennessee?
Same thing Arkansas.
What's the difference between pussy and pizza...nothing because I'll eat them both
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
whats the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?...It only takes one nail to hang a picture frame.
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus
School is a lot like boot camp, the only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at
What's the difference between saying bloody in America and in the U.K?
In the U.K, it's a swear word
In America, it's a family reunion
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: we threw your tea in the ocean. 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: our towers didn’t explode.😎
in america 1 in 10 houses there are a paedophiles
not me i live next to a smoking hot 8 year old
Why didn't trump beat Biden? Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
at the age 100 you get a letter from the queen, at 12, you get a DM from prince charles.
america saying they are more stupid Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war
What's Americas no.1 class
target practice
Her:"Land of the free" Me:*fat Her: What do you mean? Me: Its not fat free
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!" Japan: "We are the ammo."
In America, you work on plantation In Soviet Russia, plantation work on you!