America jokes
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
Three people explored the jungles, one was from France, one from Britain, and the other from America.
While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three, "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However, we aren't that heartless, so we'll let you choose your deaths."
So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head, and said "Viva la France!" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested poison and said, "For the Queen!" and drank the poison. Lastly, the American asked for a spoon. The tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself, "Try make a canoe out of this one!"
Shoot.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip off the paper and original plaster.
Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.
Paint it (if you want).
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."
Joe: "Bi den"
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.