America jokes
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.
Commander: "Fire a warning shot."
Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."
Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."
Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*
Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
The plane crashed. There are 5 seats in Bordeaux and usually 4 parachute seats.
The first song goes: "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best player in the world, so fly with the first helmet."
One of Ivanka Trump's former supporters said: "I was the US President's teacher." And take an umbrella and fly.
Former US Secretary of State Donald Trump said: "I am the President of the United States. I am the president of the United States of America, not responsible to the people. Design our package and jump."
"I'm glad," said the next passenger, Popstag, as he approached. Then the boy explained: "I still can't see anyone's problem. The President of the United States is in my bag..."
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
America and UK are a joke.
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.