America Jokes

Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony, he opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.

What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch

What do you call a muslim in america being pursued by a perv Alien Vs Predator

In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.

The US Navy Atlantic Fleet is closing in on the North American shores. Suddenly a blip on the radar appears and the radio starts crackling:

"Hello please divert to 5°East to avoid collision. Thank you." The commander starts answering: "No you divert 5° West to avoid collision. Over!" "Sorry sir You are the one who should divert to 5°East! Over! "Listen to me you asshole! We are the USS Washington and we have an entire fleet at our disposal and be sure we'll use all means necessary to keep ourselves safe!" After a moment of silence, the radio crackled again: "In case you still haven't figured out, we can't move BECAUSE THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE!"

What do you call a white kid at the back of class? A school shooter

Why do they call America when literally nothing is free?

i’m illegal

i am a fat girl

America get pranked lol Bidens penis is probably as big as the twin towers right now Oh wait...

why can't America play clash of clans?

Because they already lost two towers.

Your hairline so far back it took a trip to America

I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH

911

Lol

a Japanese person comes to america and sees guns everywhere one american says welcome to america

what is the best whey to make friends with an America boy you bunch

By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.

(Enjoy!)

All of the sudden if your republican your raciest and Communism is a symbol of freedom what happened to the proud men our founding fathers were damit!