why did 1 eat 2 cuz he was hungry
Make america hate again
ABBaS.
abortion is beautiful
Bill Cosplay
hell o america
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
How did you get that? Used your life savings?
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
