America

America jokes

Place

And together we will make America great again.

You were never great in the first place.

Aussie

What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?

Two Aussie.

Gun

American: I've never shot a gun.

African: That's the first coming from an American!

Gun

Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?

Because that's the average class size in America.

Tower

Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?

Because they have already got 2 towers down.

Friend

What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?

A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?