Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
Make America hate again.
ABBaS.
Abortion is beautiful.
Bill Cosplay
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Hello, America!
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
How did you get that? Used your life savings?
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
