Always jokes
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Memes
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?