Always jokes
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Memes
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.