Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
