Always

Always jokes

Priest

A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.

Contest

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

Emoji

Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?

Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.

Memes

Priest

You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.

Orphan

Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.

Friend: What was the first?

Me: They- they weren't always orphans.

Friend: O-O

Orphan

Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?

Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.

Wonder Woman

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.

Teacher

What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?

"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"

Condom

Why should you always wear rubber?

So you don’t leave DNA evidence.

Leopard

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

Number

Why is the number 10 always scared?

Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.

Cheese

Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.

Ugliness

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

Orphan

Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?

Because they want to feel wanted.

Age

I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.