Always jokes

People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.

Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.

Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.

My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.

Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).

1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.

4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.

5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.

There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.

They always make me cry.

I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.

I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

My ex died in an anchorage accident.

She always was a sleeping hooker.

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.

Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”

Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.

Why can’t you trust an emo kid?

'Cause they always leave you hanging.

best friend makes 9/11 joke.

you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."

best friend: "I'm sorry."

you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."

What did the American say to the Russian?

"Why are you always Russian?"

The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.

The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"

The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"

You know, people always say your life is worth it, but with me, it's worth-it-less.

Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always follow the beat.