Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it
Why do people always tell actors to break a leg
Because every play has a cast
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
How does the cheetah in every race
It’s always a cheetah
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital Just to test their patients
When I was 17 my mom’s door was always locked I wonder what she was doing
What did the calculator say to the student? You can always count on me.
bro my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse. The other day he said he couldnt hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
what's the difference between an APPLE and an ORPHAN, the APPLE always get picked
Why can’t an orphan have a dog it always runs away
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Bee Jokes: "Hello"
"Oh hello buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing! (Laughs)"
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes dude! (Laughs)"
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon. (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind! (Laughs)"
why dose Kurt Cobain hate his brother? because he's always calling shotgun.
What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
I will always remember my baby sisters last words."What is the fire for?".
A American goes on a British bus after being in war he wants to sit down so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down but there is a old woman on the seat with her dog in the next the man says will you move your dog the lady says oh you Americans always so demanding and she says to sit some where else he goes through and finds no seats so now he at the back again this time he throws the dog out the window and sits down the man in front says you Americans always do things wrong first yoy drive on the wrong side of the road then hold you knife and fork wrong and you threw the wrong bitch out the window
why do cheetahs never get an A+on a test-they always cheetah
What is always moving but we never see it walk? TIME HAHAHAHAHA
Why are orphas always sad because there parents are not there to chear them up
bruh ppl always makin jokes bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk
