Always jokes
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Memes
Always trust strangers
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!