Always jokes
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
Memes
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
This is a lot like anal sex.
You always miss 100% of the shots if you don't take it.