Always jokes
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
Always trust strangers
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes