Always jokes

Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?

Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.

I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.

Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?

Because he’s always on the webcast.

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.

I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.

People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.

Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes

Why do orphans always come back?

Because I love cock.

Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?

Because they want to feel wanted.

Why is the number 10 always scared?

Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.

Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.

I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.

Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

Emos,

They're always a cut above the rest.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.

What did the calculator say to the student?

You can always count on me.

I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.

Just to test their patients.

Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.

The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...