Always jokes
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.