bruh ppl always makin jokes bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
Dont trust stairs... They are always up to something
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
Why are orphans always so successful because when their told go big or go home they only have one option.
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
this is a lot like anal sex
you always miss 100% of shots if you take it
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These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction but it sure as hell ain't hard
You know why elmur fludd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods because bugs bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he get a hole in one.
Men and Depression have something in common they’re always talk
you should always be happy about family and love
What the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.