Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a Dick.
A hand is always sad when to see a dick is going to inside.
Dont trust stairs... They are always up to something
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
Why are orphans always so successful because when their told go big or go home they only have one option.
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
this is a lot like anal sex
you always miss 100% of shots if you take it
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These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister ask me if I want some I said no then my sister ask my friend, and he always said no. Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor we have no ketchup, mustard or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor my sister ok. My sister left the kitchen to get something. I ask my friend what are you going to do then he took the hotdog bread open it and run is penis all around, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread then my sister came back My sister came back put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready she ate them I ask how was the hotdogs. My sister said I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty.
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction but it sure as hell ain't hard
You know why elmur fludd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods because bugs bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he get a hole in one.
Men and Depression have something in common they’re always talk
1. Are you talking to me becasue i think you talked to my back side. 2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth. 3. My foot last longer than your life.
you should always be happy about family and love
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard so my mom wanted to see so I wiped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dads
What the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
what war game can the French win? none there always losing
