Always jokes
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.