Always jokes
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Memes
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.