Always jokes
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
Memes
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.