Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice. Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it
I will always rember my dads last words...
oh wait i've never them.
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer
My dad always used to beat me but he never beat cancer
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke-up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey".
Why can’t a tree have sex they are always tied up
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? cus they always eat the bat
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What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A Selfie
he was a head of his class ...mom always says STAY A HEAD!
Why are orphans always at school. Cause they can't be home schooled.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always new the ant er
My father always used to say:
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
Until the accident.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan??
The orphan always gets picked..... oh wait i meant an orange always gets picked
if someone wears black say "If you see someone wears black , they always be emo
What always roars, but can not talk. What always moves, but can not walk
A waterfall
why are apples and orphans the same? They always get picked on
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they arn't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! lol
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
SOUND CHECKS
