Always jokes
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.