Always jokes
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Memes
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.