Always jokes
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! đđđđ
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Memes
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I donât care what yâall think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. Iâve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Yâall need to give more respect to the mining â community.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Iâll always remember my fatherâs last words: âIâm gonna sleep for a little.â
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
People always call me heartless. Thatâs not true. I have a heart... it just wasnât meant for you.