Always jokes
I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
Why are there so few Arab soldiers? Because they always commit suicide on their first day.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.