Always jokes
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
ALWAYS ME
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.