Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone ask?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
When I have a staring contest, I always win. Everyday, I see blind people who hate me.
Priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube... priest asks what are you guys doing the boys answer the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? ...Because there's always a cast. :>
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
why do 911 jokes always fail. they always crash and burn
People who make puns always get pun (ch) by people
Why was Stephen hawking always like this ðŸ«
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer
Me: i am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans
Friend: what was the first
Me: the- they weren't always orphans
friend: o-o
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’. (This joke sucks ik 🥲)
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?They’re always spotted
why Does A orphan hate the internet Answer Because he always On the homepage
Dude 9/11 jokes always bombs
I always think that percussions are golden but cheeks
Emos They're always a cut above the rest.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
Why is the number 10 always scared Answer:He’s in the middle of 9/11
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Why should you always wear rubber
So you don’t leave DNA evidence
