Always jokes

Here are some skeleton jokes.

You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.

If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.

I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.

I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.

I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!

I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.

I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.

Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!

Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?

So they can always see their parents.

Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?

'Cause she always dropped them.

There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"

The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"

He said, "No, because you're black."

Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.

Why do orphans love boomerangs?

Because they always return.

Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?

The salad could be dressing!

If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.

Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.

What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.

One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.

OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.

What do people with cancer always want to watch?

"Finding Chemo."

Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.

So a lady was walking down the street with two bags, and one of the bags was leaking $100 bills. A cop pulls up and he says, “Ma’am, ma’am, your bag is leaking hundred dollar bills.” Then she says, “Oh, thank you. I wonder how long that’s been going on.” And the cop says, “Before I help you, may I ask why your bag is leaking $100 bills?” And the lady says, “OK, I’ll tell you. So I live next to a stadium, and I have this beautiful rose garden, but these dumb teenagers always try and pee on the rosebushes. So they stick their junk through the fence, and I grab their junk. I said, ‘$100 dollars or it’s coming off.’” The cop says, “Oh, OK, well what’s the other bag for?” And she says, “Well, not all of them want to give me $100.”

I tell short people to reach for the stars.

They are always a bit short of reach.

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

...Because there's always a cast!

Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?

Because it always cheated.

People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?

Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?

They never get old.