Always jokes
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
Why do pedophiles never win a race? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out. ... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.