Always jokes
Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.
Life is like giving head... it always sucks.
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
I always talk to my taco before I eat it.
One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.