Always

Always Jokes

What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.

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Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.

... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.

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