What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.
A fake name and a fake phone number.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
