How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love, she is always on top?
Donald Trump can only F@#k up.
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Life is like giving head... it always sucks.
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.