I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.
Life is like giving head... it always sucks.
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
I always talk to my taco before I eat it.
One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
