Always

Always jokes

I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.

They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.

Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love, she is always on top?

Donald Trump can only F@#k up.

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  • I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.

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  • Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.

    Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.

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  • How do you stay warm in a cold room?

    You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.

    New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.