Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Life is like giving head... it always sucks.
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.