Always jokes
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
I always talk to my taco before I eat it.
One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."