It's getting near midnight and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
alirght im gonna drink the lo- carb one to see how it compares to the normal monster. holy shit it tastes just like the original one. theres like a weird afer taste though. kinda like a sparkling water one. i love monster ive drank about 5 cans already
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner? Answer: Because they already eight.
Gf:Hi
Bf:Hi
Gf:did you eat yet
bf:did you eat yet?
Gf:are you copying me?
Bf:are you coping me??
Gf:i love you
Bf:yeah i ate already
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
Mom:hey hun need some money for lunch at school? son:no i got 1k already mom:Wait,what,how- son:moms wallot is magic
Alicia: I said no already quit it u are thristy leave me alone creep Nathan: I wanna sex YOU Alicia:I LOVE DICK bud you're *WEIRD* Nathan: WE_WE ALicia: WEE-WEE? Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u Nathan: * SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it* Alicia:*WEIRD* Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy cuugh umm
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
Man to woman: "Would you sleep with me for one million dollars?"
Woman: "Sure."
Man: "How about for ten dollars?"
Woman: "What do you think I am?"
Man: "We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price."
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
what do you say to a woman with two black eyes? nothing you ain't already told her twice.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Las Vegas has a new 550 foot tall ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
So, two kids argued and insulted each other.
KID 1: "Your dad left because he didn't want you, so why don't you kill yourself?"
KID 2: "Well, your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you."
On 1.April there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor out of sudden directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard he can to the wall. The mother crying and yelling "What did you do ? You killed my Baby !! Why did you kill my Baby ?". The doctor just laughes and says "April april it was already dead".
Hahaha
Your momma is so fat she don't need wifi she is already world wide
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed
