Already jokes

A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?

The apple was already bitten.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

'Cause she's already dead.

We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.

Kenshiro is already dead.

Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.

Why did the legless kid think he won a race?

Because everybody already left.

Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.

Down Syndrome is already a joke.