Alphabet jokes
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Memes
Values be like for alphabets:
X is for X-treme shooting!
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2 times 4 equals 18?
What is half of nine?
"ni"
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
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Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
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Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."