Alphabet jokes

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why do orphans hate the letter F?

Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.

Dude, ABC, what comes next?

Kid: A big fat noob.

Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?

Student: Apple!

Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?

Student:....Bitch...

The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."

Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂

What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."

Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."

Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!

People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)

A B C D E F GUN.

What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?

I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.

Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.

So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!

And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.

W in Africa stands for water.

It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...

Spell Mississippi.

M-I-S-S-I-P-P~

Haha you said pp.