What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
This for you roman y e e e nt
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
Redmi
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
Ppppppp.
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
A Canadian, an American, and a Mexican were tasked by a billionaire with teaching his stubborn pet parrot how to speak within 2 weeks.
They were given everything they needed to succeed, and a large sum of money was offered to the one who made the parrot talk first.
The Canadian played documentaries for the parrot through the whole duration. He spent all his time citing the alphabet and reading stories for the parrot.
The American showered him with the finest food, brought him all the females that he can mate with, and made sure to spoil the parrot as much as he can.
The Mexican locked the parrot in a dark room, barely gave him any food or water, and beat the shit out of him every single day.
When the time was up, the billionaire returned to find the parrot still unable to speak, so he asked the 3 trainers about their progress.
The Canadian goes: "I have tried everything. I spent all my time and energy teaching him the alphabet and reading books to him! Nothing worked."
The American agrees: "I have spoiled him beyond belief, gave him all the luxury he can possibly get, and yet he won't speak!"
The Mexican confirms: "I have showered him with love and luxury as well, tried to teach him words day and night, spent all my time and energy spoiling him with everything I had!"
The parrot looks at the Mexican with disbelief and yells out: "You lying motherfucker!"
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Bib C, IIf.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
Ii.
