A alien goes to area 51 but what I wonder why he doesn’t go to your house

Glip gloop glap

Roses are red violets are blue I have a joke so are you

Things said by racist aliens:

“Some of my best friends are Green.”

“I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.”

“You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.”

“We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!”

“Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.”

“You 2-headed people are so stupid!”

“No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.”

“Get the hell out of my store you grigger!”

“The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”

Things said by racist aliens:

“Some of my best friends are Green.” “I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.” “You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.” “We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!” “Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.” “You 2-headed people are so stupid!” “No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.” “Get out of my store you grigger!” “The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”

An alien walks in to a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him and the alien touches his shoulder. The man says do that one more time and I’ll run you over. The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says do that again and I’ll chop your dick off. He touches him again. The man pulls the aliens pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.

What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other?

Alien vs Predator

What is an alien’s favourite chocolate? A mars bar

Where do alien Cows come from?

-the Milky Way

Your is so ugly that aliens don’t come here

Your mamma’s so fat the aliens call her their mother ship

ONCE THE ALIENS WAS GONNA HAVE A PARTY , THEY HAD TO PLAN-ET

what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator

Alien vs Predator

Cosby vs E.T.

Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington? John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.

What’s a aliens favorite computer key?

the space bar!

What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.

If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?

What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator

What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight?

Alien vs Preditor

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