Alien jokes

Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?

John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.

What's an alien's favorite computer key?

The space bar!

What has three balls and flies through space?

E.T. the extra testicle.

If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?

What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

Alien vs Predator.