What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
Alien Jokes
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
I don't want to date an alien.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
Glip gloop glap.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
An alien walks into a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him, and the alien touches his shoulder.
The man says, "Do that one more time and I'll run you over." The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says, "Do that again and I'll chop your dick off." He touches him again. The man pulls the alien's pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
Bra eat E.T.?
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
