What is your name in my phone 📲 I love ❤️ your house 🏡 I have been in your art 🖼 for
I DO’NT WANT T DATE A ALEIN
A alien goes to area 51 but what I wonder why he doesn't go to your house
Glip gloop glap
Roses are red violets are blue I have a joke so are you
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green." "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship." "You're very pretty for a Purple girl." "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!" "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people." "You 2-headed people are so stupid!" "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes." "Get out of my store you grigger!" "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
An alien walks in to a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him and the alien touches his shoulder. The man says do that one more time and I'll run you over. The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says do that again and I'll chop your dick off. He touches him again. The man pulls the aliens pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.
(A scientist time travels into the year 2024) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
What is an alien's favourite chocolate? A mars bar
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini. The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him. The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
Your is so ugly that aliens don’t come here
Your mamma's so fat the aliens call her their mother ship
ONCE THE ALIENS WAS GONNA HAVE A PARTY , THEY HAD TO PLAN-ET
Alien vs Predator
Cosby vs E.T.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington? John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
what has three balls and flys through space?
E.T. the extra testicle
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
