If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
There once were 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said, "This is disgusting!" and threw it out the window. The 2nd man bit into a banana and said, "This is rotten!" and he threw it out the window. The 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed, "ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT!" and he threw it out the window.
Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying. He replied, "An apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The police officer said, "That is weird," and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked, "Why are you crying?" and he answered, "A banana came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The officer said, "This has been a strange day." Then he sees a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said, while he was laughing, "My dad farted and the house blew up!"
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
what do u call a plane with no wings? sally
my dad died in the attacks he was the best pilot pakistan has ever seen allahwakbar
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
