Airplane jokes

When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.

What did one terrorist say to their kid?

“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.

There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"

I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.

What did the one tower say to the other?

"Here comes the airplane!"

A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.

2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

Hi Mom, how are you doing?

Hey Hunter, Thomas here.

Why did the plane cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!

What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.

My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the aeroplane!"

"And here comes the second one!"

Science gets you to the moon.

Religion flies you into buildings.

Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot.

How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."