Airplane Jokes

have i told you the joke about the airplane, ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head

What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing

Wow that was explosive!

Man I'm on fire 🔥 today

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head, and into the twin towers.

Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------

The pilot goes "WERE GOING DOWN" The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"

The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below

Trump: I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy Melania: Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy? Ivanka: Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy Pilot: Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?

Q-Who’s the fastest readers in the world? A-the 911 victims, they when through 20 stories in seconds

POV: You are a passanger on September 11th, 2001 and you see the pilots wearing a muslim turban.

What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane

Plane Pizza

What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?

Fly Guy

you know why you never wana fly with a orphan. cause then they know they won't die alone

My grandpa was in 911. He was the best pilot.

Viggie tickles

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

sully: praised after landing in the hudson river garuda indonesia 421: sullys co pilot:

What kind of pizza did the twin towers order.Nothing it was just plane.

I see all these 9/11 jokes and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke cause they have a tendency to crash and burn

What’s the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don’t know, neither did my dad

Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were one a falling airplane. Their were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world”, so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually their are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”