Airplane jokes
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Boeing
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
A Muslim enters a building... Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
I wrote a joke on MH370… but I don’t know where it went.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.