Airplane jokes
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
HOLD UP
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.