Airplane

Airplane jokes

Terrorism

What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?

“Here comes the airplane!”

Attack

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!

Pilot

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

Memes

Flower

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

Tower

What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?

"Here comes the airplane!"

9/11

My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.

Uncle

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Twin

Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.

Spoon

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

Tower

Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?

A: "Those are two nice towers right there."

Twin Towers

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.