What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
