Airplane jokes

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Sally.

What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?

“Here comes the airplane!”

Smash or pass the Twin Towers?

Planes: Smash

What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?

"Here comes the airplane!"

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?

A 797.

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.

Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.

My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.

Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.

2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.

Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.

What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.