Airplane jokes

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

A Muslim enters a building...

Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.

Why did the plane crash?

Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.

My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Sally.

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!

What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?

A 797.

Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.

Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.

What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?

“Here comes the airplane!”

What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?

"Here comes the airplane!"

Smash or pass the Twin Towers?

Planes: Smash

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.

Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.

2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.