What did the south tower say to the baby north tower
Here comes the airplane
you know, 9/11 jokes arent funny, their just PLANE wrong
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Your forehead is so big I could land a jet plane on it.
2 twins were talking in class, I threw a paper airplane at one of them
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
my dad died in 911... he was the best pilot I know
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
all these jokes are all plane
pov; I threw a paper airplane between the two twins class
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
