Airplane Jokes

I would make a 9/11 joke but it just wouldn’t land.

You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.

Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victimns they when through 42 stories in 7seconds

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones

North Tower: Hey south tower we can talk later I gotta catch a plane

Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.

mom: please eat baby! baby: NO! mom: here comes the airplane!

When we told twin towers to put on airplane mode we didnt mean a real airplane

Open Wide Here Comes The Airplane

hi mom how are you doing

I can tell you a airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head

So at school there are these twins at my school so I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them once I realized I why it felt so wrong to do it I had already threw them I hit the north then the south one.

have i told you the joke about the airplane, ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head

What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing

Wow that was explosive!

Man I'm on fire 🔥 today

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head, and into the twin towers.

Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------

The pilot goes "WERE GOING DOWN" The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"

Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? here's a good example...

A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apperently) through out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "why are you running?" "My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!" They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?" "Grandma farted and the house blew up!"