Airplane jokes
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
All these jokes are all plane.
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.