Airplane jokes
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Memes
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.