They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said "No, I'll just wash up on shore."
why were the twin towers sad
they ordered dominos and got jets
Kid: “What happened to dad?” Mom: “he flew into the twin towers.”
moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? because it was a skoose
hey hunter, thomas here why did the plane cross the road to get to the other side thanks guys remember to like it means a lot
How are the faster readers in the world
911 victims the read 80 stories in 10 seconds
I dropped my phone but it’s on airplane mode
There are 4 people on a airplane and the pilot has a heart attack and dies the plane is going down and there are also only 3 parachutes so the guy who knows how to cure cancer says I’m jumping I can save many lives the the 46 president joe Biden says I’m take ing the 2 one so there is only one left Donald trump says to the 7 year old girl I have lived a long life u an take the next one so the little girl says that’s ok the 46 president took my back pack.lol
I was on a plane and My mom said it just a little turbulence And I said Mom we just got on run way
What do you call a airplane that doesn’t fly, wingless
if there are 12 fish and 6 drown how many are left
12 because fish dont drown
I hate airplanes ✈️
Run or something will come to you and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers
I’m in school right now
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy? A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11
There once was 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said this is disgusting and threw it out the window the 2nd man bit into a banana and said this is rotten and he threw it out the window the 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed " ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT" and he threw it out the window. Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying he replied an apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head! the police officer said that is weird and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked why are you crying and he answered a banana came flying out of the sky and hit he on the head the officer said this has been a strange day. Then he says a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said while he was laughing my dad farted and the house blew up.
siens gets you to the moon religion flighs you into buildings
People often ask me what I would do for a klondike bar well I straight up put 5 hijackers on flight 175 before it departed from logan airport at 8:14a.m. on September 11 2001
