Air jokes
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
why the fuck is steam there ????
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱