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Why did the camle cross the road

Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass

You know the song getting drunk on a plane it was written by the pilot of the linerd skinerd pilot

Women’s Rights

It was dinner in the plane and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner "What are my choices?"the passenger said.? “Yes or No,” the flight attendant replied.

how do you call a cop

thru the phone

(my puns are bad)

I air

bender

You are in the air way how funny

HKY FM hmm

Why were the tenets of the twin towers sad. They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.

Why did ten die? It was between 9/11.

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Why do women fart when they pee to blow dry

What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

Man is out west driving and on the edge of town comes across a tourist stand and sitting in front is with an Indian chief right out of central casting. Dour look, full headdress, a glass jar and a sign that says “Indian chief know all! $5”. So the fellow’s curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the chief, puts $5 in the jar and asks “What did I have for breakfast on this day 10 years ago?”. Chief taps his chin for a moment and says “Hmmm eggs. You had eggs!”. “Eggs?” shouts the guy “Everybody has eggs! I’ve been had!” throws his hands in the air and leaves in a huff.

Ten years on, as fate would have it the fellow has occasion to be driving through the same town and sure enough he comes across the same stand, Indian chief, sign and jar. So he stops the car and saunters across the road, goes up to the chief like a smart-ass, holds up his hand and says “How”. Chief taps his chin for a moment and says “Poached”.

why do not air come down,I think gravity didn’t like the facebook page of air.(’’’_ ‘’’)

Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose

What is the richest kind of air? A millionaire

you guys are idiots

me - i f...ed your mom orphan - i dont have a mom so u f...ed the air

Friend: My girls are like boomerangs they always come back Me: Mine DONT:(

if best friend tell u that he gay for u what do u do tell well u tell hi oh nice gay ass