Why is there Air Conditioning at a Hospital?

To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.


I tried to catch air once … I mist

how did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing! haha


Why did the camle cross the road

Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass

A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!" The man said, “okay.”

Jig jill bill ate a pill

What makes it cold 🥶 in a room? Air conditioning

how do you call a cop

thru the phone

(my puns are bad)

I air


You are in the air way how funny

HKY FM hmm

Why did ten die? It was between 9/11.

Why do women fart when they pee to blow dry

Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.


A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says “Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die.” The man from France said, “bring me the poison.” The man from Britain said, “bring me the gun” And the man from New York said, “bring me a gun as well!” The guy was confused but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started shotting and laughing like a mad man and said. 3 men lived through this and one said to the others, “Well…sh!# that didn’t go as planned.”

My entire existence


You know the song getting drunk on a plane it was written by the pilot of the linerd skinerd pilot