Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
Air Force Jokes
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
True as fuck
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
