What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud

Whats the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?

When the air blower blew it did not wipe out Hiroshima.

Hey watch me eat this African sandwich. Takes huge bite of air.

I tried to catch air one… I mist

Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.

did you hear about the person who died? i would tell you about him but he died

What is the dofference between mcdonalds and 911

Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through

Want to hear my pencil joke? wait I’m still writing it.

every single person on the plane died exept for 2 how is that posible?

It seid all the single people died the 2 were a couple. Thats how it was possible

The streets go blank in the dead of the day not a car to be seen A kingdom of corona-cation and it looks like moms the queen The wind is howling with this virus in the air Couldn’t keep it in china everyone knows it’s everywhere Don’t let friends in don’t be afraid Be the good girl you always have to be Conceal don’t feel your insanity That the virus caused!! Don’t let it go! Don’t let it go! You have to hold it back a little more! Don’t let it go! Don’t let it go! Turn away and slam your doors! I don’t care what the government says! Let me go to my friends house Sickness doesn’t get to me anyway. It’s funny how some distance makes everyone insane And the fears that once controlled me are here and present oh well! It’s time to see what I can do to test the limits and break through! No right no wrong but stay inside! WERE NOT FREEEE!! Don’t let it go! Don’t let it go! Be one with the peace inside!! Don’t let it go! Don’t let it go! Watch sad movies and cry!! Here I stand!! And here I’ll stay!! Cause I have nothing better to do The virus flurries through the air into my house! The storm is spiraling fear and fractals all around!! And one thought makes you wanna scream and shout out loud!! What if we never go back? What if the past is in the past??? DONT LET IT GO DONT LET IT GO!! And you’ll rise at the break of noon! DONT LET IT GO DONT LET IT GO!! That’s morning girl is gone!! HERE I STAND IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT CAUSE THATS WHEN I WOKE UP!! Let the virus rage on!!! The sickness never gets to me anyway. DING.

An Aussie an Asian and a Frenchmen are in a bar. The Asian throws his risky in the air and shoots it, the Frenchmen asks “why did u do that?” The Asian says “there are plenty of them where we come from. The Frenchmen throws his champayne in the air and shoots it then the Aussie asks “why did u do that?” The Frenchmen replies “there are plenty of them where we come from”. The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian then the Frenchmen asked “why did u do that?” The Aussie then replies “there are plenty of them where we come from”

what did the airplane say to the paper plane, why do you look like a wimp

Why did the farmer eat a fork?

Cause he’s a dumbass

A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!" The man said, “okay.”

What makes it cold 🥶 in a room? Air conditioning

I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I’m a flamingo…

9/11 jokes aren’t funny.

They always crash and burn.

Why is there Air Conditioning at a Hospital?

To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.

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Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”

Man says “im flying” realizes he was pushed out of a plane.

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