the went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
women's rights.
dudeeeeeee if there is a watermelon shouldent there me a earthmelon airmelon and a firemelon the elemelons
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
Why did ten die? It was between 9/11.
Me: opens the window to get some fresh air Everyone else on the plane:😟...😱
Hey watch me eat this African sandwich. Takes huge bite of air.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked "what what are you doing" the man says " just having a look round"
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737 - 800 which can carry around 300 passengers...
It crashed in a cemetery
They recovered 500 bodies
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
I tried to catch air one... I mist
people in africa have earth fire air but never water
Two air vents walked into a bar.
The third one duct.
What keeps you breathing when your on earth?
I don't know I suffocated at birth
I got stuck in the dryer again brother say less
every single person on the plane died exept for 2 how is that posible?
It seid all the single people died the 2 were a couple. Thats how it was possible