I farted in my grandma ́s breathing machine
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea
What do you call a skunk 🦨 falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window? He was airing his blanket.
A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked "what what are you doing" the man says " just having a look round"
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement
Q. Why is Stephen Hawing so good at air guitar A. Because he has excellent string theory
My friend said why do you have depression there is so much happiness in the world and I said why do you have asma there is so much air in the world
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday
doctors in the middle ages, Plague doctor: "i must have some herbs to block out bad air" docters now: "God, wtf were we doing back then"
Yo mama is so fat she jumped to the air and got stuck
My bother apparently has this thing called "asthma", anyways I took his vape away today and he was lying on the floor gasping for air lol. He must really be addicted to it.
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Who can jump the highest Emos some of them are still in the air
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?" Kid: "A leopard." Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air." Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
the went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
dudeeeeeee if there is a watermelon shouldent there me a earthmelon airmelon and a firemelon the elemelons
