Air jokes
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!
"Yah, I do!"
Oh yeah? What is it?
"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"
That’s breathing, Jim.
"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"
Afgans looking at the GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb like
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.