Air jokes
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
I have no problem with prostitution.
It's like an Air BnB for your dick.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”