Air jokes

What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.

What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."

Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”

Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”

Johnny is on his way to school when he comes across a frog. With a sudden inspirational thought, he picks the frog up, shoves a firecracker up the frog's arse, lights the cracker, and blows the frog to smithereens.

Now at school, the teacher asks the class: "Has anybody got anything for show and tell this morning?"

Johnny waves his arm in the air and is virtually screaming "Me mis me mis me mis".

"Ok Johnny, what do you have to share with the class today?"

Little Johnny then says, "Well on my way to school today I shoved a cracker up a frog's arse." The teacher interrupts and says, "It's not arse Johnny, It's rectum."

Johnny then says, "Fucking oath it wrecked 'im."

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll let it go!

How is sex like air?

It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

Why do hospitals have air conditioning?

To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.

I tried to catch air once... I mist.

I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.

What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?

They both have very little air to breathe.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.

I tried to catch fog yesterday...

Mist.

What’s the difference between milk and the air?

At least the air will always be there for me.

My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

Why do orphans air?

It’s invisible just like their parents.

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.