Air jokes
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
Memes
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
Two air vents walked into a bar.
The third one ducted.
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
I tried to catch fog yesterday...
Mist.
I have no problem with prostitution.
It's like an Air BnB for your dick.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air
what is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air