Love is in the air… Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!

What do birds use to check their grades? Air-ies… -/-/

Puns about air conditioning. I’m not a fan

Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she’s is tenderizing you for dinner.

Why were the tenets of the twin towers sad. They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.

Man is out west driving and on the edge of town comes across a tourist stand and sitting in front is with an Indian chief right out of central casting. Dour look, full headdress, a glass jar and a sign that says “Indian chief know all! $5”. So the fellow’s curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the chief, puts $5 in the jar and asks “What did I have for breakfast on this day 10 years ago?”. Chief taps his chin for a moment and says “Hmmm eggs. You had eggs!”. “Eggs?” shouts the guy “Everybody has eggs! I’ve been had!” throws his hands in the air and leaves in a huff.

Ten years on, as fate would have it the fellow has occasion to be driving through the same town and sure enough he comes across the same stand, Indian chief, sign and jar. So he stops the car and saunters across the road, goes up to the chief like a smart-ass, holds up his hand and says “How”. Chief taps his chin for a moment and says “Poached”.

Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose

gay air

me - i fucked your mom orphan - i dont have a mom so u fucked the air

You know the song getting drunk on a plane it was written by the pilot of the linerd skinerd pilot

Why did the camle cross the road

Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass

What is the richest kind of air? A millionaire

why do not air come down,I think gravity didn’t like the facebook page of air.(’’’_ ‘’’)

You’re so lame you don’t have a superpower! Yah I do! Oh yeah what is it? My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand! That’s breathing Jim. NO IT’S NOT ,JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!

Friend: My girls are like boomerangs they always come back Me: Mine DONT:(

Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.


Bitch: Nice eyes brows

Me: Yeah wears yours motherfucker

Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thoughts it would look cool)

woman can’t drive

if best friend tell u that he gay for u what do u do tell well u tell hi oh nice gay ass