Air

Air jokes

Sex

How is sex like air?

It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

Memes

Wife

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

Girlfriend

My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.

Emo

Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.

Terrorist

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

Emo

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

Difference

What’s the difference between milk and the air?

At least the air will always be there for me.