Air Jokes

What’s the difference between milk and the air

At least the air will always be there for me

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food: Here comes the air plane.

you might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers but in my opinion its emos because some of them are still in the air

did you know emos are the highest jumpers some of them are still in the air

My wife is so fat. She asked me to get on top I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there my ears popped and the air was so thin. I had to have 2 Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

Bro the air planes that crashed darn it they got mvp

Why do orphans air It’s invisible just like there parents

An optimist says, "the glass is half full." A pessimist says, "the glass if half empty." A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air." Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water."

Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.

What keeps you breathing when your on earth?

I don't know I suffocated at birth

What makes it cold 🥶 in a room? Air conditioning

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A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!" The man said, "okay."

every single person on the plane died exept for 2 how is that posible?

It seid all the single people died the 2 were a couple. Thats how it was possible

I got stuck in the dryer again brother say less

Lucifers so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units

My phone is just like the twin towers they got put in air plane mode