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I air
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon Because she will let it go
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
Why did the camle cross the road
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
gay air
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
source:
how do you call a cop
thru the phone
(my puns are bad)
What makes it cold 🥶 in a room? Air conditioning
You know what to do with this?
Get It To The Same Amount Of Dislikes And Likes!
you guys are idiots
You know the song getting drunk on a plane it was written by the pilot of the linerd skinerd pilot
Why were the tenets of the twin towers sad. They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer
Bitch: Nice eyes brows
Me: Yeah wears yours motherfucker
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thoughts it would look cool)
Penis
Man says "im flying" realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
The greatest Doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack, and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grab one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are to young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
why do not air come down,I think gravity didn't like the facebook page of air.('''_ ''')