Air jokes
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
I tried to catch fog yesterday...
Mist.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
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George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣