Air jokes
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
Memes
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
I have no problem with prostitution.
It's like an Air BnB for your dick.
I tried to catch fog yesterday...
Mist.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
what is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Two air vents walked into a bar.
The third one ducted.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air