Agriculture jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
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What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.