Agriculture jokes
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
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Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.