Agriculture jokes
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
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What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
Need for seed.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.