Agriculture jokes
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
What do you call a cow with no legs?