Agriculture jokes
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
What do you call a three-legged cow?
Disabled.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Need for seed.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.