Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Agriculture Jokes
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
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Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
