Agriculture jokes
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.