Agriculture jokes
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.