Agriculture jokes
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
Bean.
Potatoes
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
What do you call a three-legged cow?
Disabled.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.