Agriculture jokes
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.