Agriculture jokes
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.