Agriculture jokes
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.