Agriculture jokes
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon!
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
An astronaut has had a mid-life crisis. He decides to leave everything behind and become a country farmer.
He buys some land and equips himself with everything he needs. The following Monday, he's ready to go with his hoe in hand and is about to walk out the gate, but he can't get through.
Why, you might ask? He's got no arms.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
Like if you blow male cows?
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"