Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Agriculture Jokes
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Need for seed.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
