Agriculture jokes
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
Like if you blow male cows?
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."