Agriculture jokes
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.