Agriculture jokes
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
Need for seed.
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!