Age jokes

My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.

What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.

What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?

Homeless.

TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.

As a son, I like sports, and I watch sports with my mom. So one day, we were looking at football. My mom asked me who makes the most money. I said the quarterback.

My mom told me I'm going to get a quarterback as my new boyfriend, and it'll be your new stepfather. A week later, my mom went out. I came home, and I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said, "What's going on?" My mom said, "Look, my new boyfriend and new stepfather is the high school quarterback." My mom said, "See, mission accomplished." I said, "Yeah, job well done."

What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.

Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.

What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?

A holy cow!

Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.

Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.

Man #2: My son died at level 4.

Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.

I like my women like I like my wine. 16 and locked in my in a basement.

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

An old croak!

Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!

I like my women like I like my wine. Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.

There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.

How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?

It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.

What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?

Answer: Forever 21.

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!