Age jokes
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?
They both died at 95.
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them!
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting behind the man asks him, “Are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend. It was really distracting when she kept saying her age.
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~