Age jokes
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
I Was Wrong!!!
My mom left me at a very young age.
Old ladies are non existent.
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Addison Banks age (8).
Addison Banks age (21).
Addison Banks age (69).
BLAH.
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
A father of a young girl comes to meet the doctor.
Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?
Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.
Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried!
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.