Age jokes
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
My grandmother said goodnight...
She never said good morning.
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
Addison Banks age (8).
Addison Banks age (21).
Addison Banks age (69).
BLAH.
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
What store has the most vegetables?
A nursing home.