Age jokes
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing. Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
My grandmother said goodnight...
She never said good morning.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
I encountered a milf at a bar last night. Although she is 57 years old, she is still very charming and sexy.
We were drinking, chatting, laughing, and having a good time.
Then, she asked me flirtatiously,
"Have you ever tried a mother-daughter threesome before?"
I said, "Nope, not yet."
She drank a little more, and said, "Well, darling, tonight is your lucky night."
So she took me to her place.
She took out her keys, opens her door, turns on the light, and she yells towards upstairs,
"Mom, are you still awake?"
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
childhood skipped @iissoo.00 fr😵💫
A 60-year-old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12-year-old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says, “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared.”
The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone!”