Age jokes

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?

A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.

Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.

"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"

Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.

Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"

Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?

The black one... he's 13!

Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:

"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."

Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.

A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.

Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."

Who is the oldest Dave?

Daveon.

Who is the least young Dave?

Dave-on.

You look too old to be living with your grandma.

Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.

What age is served for breakfast?

Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.