What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest from a zit, one waits until your twelve to come on your face.
My mum touch my friend but she wasn’t the she’s only 12
whats does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
that it will never get old.
Most people age up on there birthdays, Stephen levels up
Random guy: hi how old are you? Me:15 The guy: you're so young, age is just a number Me: do you know what else is a number? The guy: what? Me:911
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old
if a old person tells you what to do just say at least my parants are alive!
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind Manto become a king. I mean, I don't see why not.
In a deep village in Germany old man asked his granddaughter "what are you doing?". His granddaughter replies "removing polish with chemicals". Grandpa said when I was younI did the same.
few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here." 7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
Addison Banks Age (8) "I'm a little brat who won't shut up the hell! And stop talking!
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE
Your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age.
friend: what goes up but not down
you: your age
I want to make a joke about old age but I'm too senile to finish it...
