What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Age Jokes
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
I am Thor.
And next year, I will be five.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
childhood skipped @iissoo.00 fr😵💫
Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
