What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
Age Jokes
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).
A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?
A young couple gets banned from church.
There were three couples, one elderly, one middle-aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks.
After two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had abstained. "Yes, no problem!" So the minister welcomes them to the church.
Then he asks the middle-aged couple the same question, "Well, after one week, the husband had to sleep on the couch, but we made it!" So the minister welcomes them to the church.
Then the minister asks the newlywed couple if they had abstained from sex for two weeks.
"We were unable to abstain. On the third day, my wife dropped a can of corn and when she bent over to pick it up, LUST and PASSION overcame me! I took her right there."
"I'm sorry," the minister says, "but you are both banned from this church!"
"We understand," says the husband, "We were banned from the grocery store, too."
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
What age is served for breakfast?
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
