Age jokes
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
What's the most between my uncle and aunt?
My aunt waited until I was 14 to come on my face.
I like my women like I like my scotch:
12 years old and mixed with coke.
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
When I go to weddings, old people will tell me I'm next, but when I go to funerals, I tell old people they're next.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)
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I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
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What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.