Age jokes
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
What's the most between my uncle and aunt?
My aunt waited until I was 14 to come on my face.
I like my women like I like my scotch:
12 years old and mixed with coke.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
When I go to weddings, old people will tell me I'm next, but when I go to funerals, I tell old people they're next.
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)
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What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.