Age jokes
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them!
What age is served for breakfast?
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
My mum touched my friend, but she wasn’t the she’s only 12.
"Son, I found a condom in your room." "Gee, thanks, Grandpa!" "Why are you calling me Grandpa?" "Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are…
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.
But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."
The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"