Age jokes

What's the most between my uncle and aunt?

My aunt waited until I was 14 to come on my face.

My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.

That's a big word for a 6 year old!

Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.

Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?

Friends: What?

Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.

Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"

Because it doesn't matter your age.

How do you check that a rabbit is old?

You check how many gray hares it has.

I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.

I like my women like I like my scotch:

12 years old and mixed with coke.

"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?

When I go to weddings, old people will tell me I'm next, but when I go to funerals, I tell old people they're next.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked at me surprised.

(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?

There are 40 of them.

If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.

If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.

Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.

🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.

What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?

A belly button.

Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.

So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).

A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”

My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?